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shotaquius:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,

(via black-veil-butler)

blowingharry:

happy new tears

(via giraffelimbs)

lostwithoutmyconsultingdetective:

an-otter-and-a-hedgehog:

“happy new year!” i say. “excuse me,” someone replies. it is gandalf. “but what do you mean? do you wish me a happy new year, or mean that it is a happy new year whether I want it or not; or that you feel happy this new year; or that it is a new year to be happy in?”

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thiefkings:

thiefkings:

thiefkings:

my new years resolution is not to murder any of my classmates

wait that makes it sound like i have previously murdered some of them

my new years resolution is to continue this streak of not having murdered any classmates

(via siriuusblack)

wow starting off the new year with rudeass parents

IF YOU WANT TO TALK LOUDLY PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE EVERYONE IS NOT SLEEPING

funnymemeblog:

I HAVENT HAD A SHOWER SINCE LAST YEAR HAHAHAH OHHOHOO HHHAHAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOY HEHEHE HUHUHUHUHUUH OHOHOH *SLAPS MY KNEE SO HARD IT BREAKS EVEYR BONE IN MY BODY* HAHAHHEHHEHHEOHOHOHOHOHOH WOW

(via giraffelimbs)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(via emmatheadventurous)

snerpthesnerr:

omg i missed the new year because

i went to pee and severely misjudged how long it would take

i began peeing in one year and finished in another

(via how-ood)

rnarthajones:

2012 was awful 0/10 would not recommend 

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